sarcastic coffee mugs
Pretending to Be an Untouchable Crime Boss
by mszrswrite
A simple workday at a coffee shop turned James Bellini’s life into something people would fear.All it took was one misunderstanding, and he became the crownless king of the underworld, the ruthless boss of the Bellini Family.But this new life demands an answer to a simple question.Keep pretending…or become the very monster people think he is?
Unwanted Marriage: Honey, No More Divorce!
by TheHana
After three years of marriage, Wendy Stewart was used to Michael Lucas's sarcastic remarks, his frequent threats about getting divorced, and even his indulgence of a mistress. She thought that she could bear with this her entire life, until she accidentally got pregnant with a child that Michael did not want. Finally despondent, Wendy signed the divorce agreement and left. She thought they could have parted ways forever, but Michael refused to stop looking for her after the divorce.When they met…
Pillow of Hearts: A tale between the warm hug and cold coffee
by vjey
Moon Young Jae’s homophobic family considered him a disgrace and held his freedom in their clutch. Even with being obedient, he was not free from their abuse. Young Jae was almost blinded and crippled by his father when he stood up for himself for the first time. Left to bleed and die, luckily, he did have a family who wanted to save him. It was twin cousins, who were disowned long before him, who saved him. Sad and hopeless, Young Jae became curious when he met his cousins’ friend, who understo…
I Stack Attributes in the Apocalypse
by Cig, Coffee, And Tea
"The tower is out. The end is now."The mysterious tower in the city, the endless demons coming out of the mist.This was the end of humanity.But not the end of Lu Ming....When doomsday descended, Lu Ming awakened the attribute panel.Push-ups increased strength.Deep squats strengthened physical strength.Running improved agility.Fighting, shooting, parkour, fitness and so on and so forth... were all digitized. He could level up upon reaching a certain level.When others were desperately fighting, al…
Hot Coffee
by Ceandra_Jackson
Have you ever been involved with your boss? Are you clumsy?Have you ever poured Hot Coffee in you're boss?If you answered "Yes" to atleast (2) two of these questions then you might be able to relate to our Female Lead, Marianna Catalina Rodriguez.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Marianna had embarked on a new journey in life working for the young Mr. Martinez who is notoriously known for his hot temper. Although Mr. Martinez's temper is hot do you know what is more hot? That…
King of Assassins
by Master Stepping on Snow
The most dependable (sarcastic) assassin -- Gao Xuan. Developing himself with an inventory of powerful gear. A master of biding his time, backstabbing, and brutalizing weaklings. Don’t love me. Nothing would come out of this. I am an assassin without feelings.
Chameleon: My True Face
by Piokilek
The prodigy of mercenary world, the youngest officer in Seven Stars Special Forces.Betrayed by his partners, people he considered friends. Sentenced for murder he didn't commit.Placed in a high-security prison. Jokes on them.In the first day, he acquired an ability, able to change his body at will. In the second day, he met the love of his life, taking her with him on the path to get revenge.Join Li Wuxing as he claims what's rightfully his. .....................................Support me on Pat…
Hot Coffee
by Mavelinebelle
"When plain Emma Cole went for an interview at a prestigious establishment, she immediately saw how out of her league she was. However, the CEO, Ethan Hollen, hired Emma to be his personal Coffee maker at his mansion. Coffee wasn't the only thing getting stirred up. Emma and Ethan later developed feelings for each other but Ethan's fiance, Sharon Constantine, had no intentions of becoming a woman scorned. She made plots for her revenge and did everything she could to make Emma's life a living he…
A Sarcastic Villainess
by Alya_Harper
Pretty, daughter of a duke, with a good body and a good family, and yet they choose an ironing board?It just means that the problem is theirs I'm obviously perfect, I may be a villain but I'm too cute to end up in prison or dead.But I will not run away I will become the best villain ever, so good that they will not even be able to kill me.So let's get to work: "I'm going to be the best villain ever"...This story is mine and is also published in the Wattpad application on my account: @AlyaHarperA…
The K-Pop Dream
by CountSpankula
Dylan was an ordinary 18 year old with a particular taste for the older girls. What will happen when one day he finds himself in the past possessing a body no longer his own.Dylan: "Where am I?""OMG i'm hot!?""Its time to .duh duh duh. Pick up noonas!"How far will cheesy pickup lines and knowledge of the future take him ? Its anyones guess*Picture does not belong to me. All rights and credit belong to the original author*Also if anyone wants to buy me a coffee. Here is a dead patreon where there…
MY SARCASTIC ARRANGED WIFE
by Veektri
Evelyn an ordinary but not so ordinary girl. She is fearless, sarcastic and strong willed. Him on the other hand is no different. He is rude, arrogant and devilishly handsome and did I add the current CEO of Eros Corporations Limited. He is also strong headed and does not give in just like she does and marriage was never a part of his long term goal since he saw all women as one - gold diggers and an object of pleasure. But like the saying goes behind every ice cold hearted man was once a warm h…
The sarcastic heart
by ParimitaPBorkar
Aatish, Aarav, Aniksha, Mr Roy sir, Ruhi and Suman.The story of these teenagers who handling their life and future.aatish and aniksha how they convert their love into opponents. They showing their efforts to each other, for getting top in college.Aarav was a good friend of aatish, but he didn't reveal the pain that he was suffering from his childhood.Suman, a mentally impaired girl from the orphanage.Mr Roy sir, the dashing personality in the college.Ruhi just came like a storm between aatish an…
The Guy in a Coffee Shop
by liyanpark1013
[WARNING: Some chapters contained mature content.]Amiadianne Scott is known to be an independent woman in her 20s. Being away from her parents and living alone in her own apartment, thus she decides to start and manage her own coffee shop. One particular day, a beautiful man enters her coffee shop which easily caught her attention. Ever since then, she would see him visit her coffee shop daily and usually sits in the corner beside the glass window. As she looks at him closely, it seems like he …
A SARCASTIC QUIP
by VlassisBehrakis
It is what it says on the tin. A sarcastic novel.
A Delightful Marriage with Twins
by Yan Mang
For He Yi, life was like a coffee table laid with all sorts of coffee mugs resembling her misfortunes. She lost her virtue and had a premarital pregnancy—without knowing the father’s identity—right before her engagement. Her father passed away due to a heart attack when his company wound up. At that point, He Yi’s child was one-month-old and the culprit behind these tragedies was her trusted husband. Under despair and rage, she drove toward her nemesis to knock him down. That had resulted in her…
sarcastic sorcery
by Superb_Clasher
Jimmy got reincarnated but he's got a dillema. HE DIDN'T GET ANY CHEAT SKILLS!!!!!!
SARCASTIC LOVE
by Debasish_padhi
Often during the walk of life, a few prospects are encountered, which makes us question this very existence. What happens when this twist of fate entangles with the supernatural?A life to enjoy, yet filled with the hardships of human behaviour.So walks the hero, experiencing the irony his life signifies.
The System Of Infinity
by BlackFlamer
After winning the chance to reincarnate in a new world, Aiden reincarnated on the realm of demons.In a world of magic and gods, he was left alone with a slightly sarcastic system.But the lonely orphan will slowly rise and will become a part of history. It will be a new beginning.***This novel is completed at 110 chapters. Its a kind of a prologue so read on your own accordance Discord: https://discord.gg/TXwtUHQfnfWARNING- I don't own the cover. If you are the artist and want me to credit you or…
Cream or Coffee? || BWWM
by maramartha
If you are reading this, the virus has now entered your phone, you have five seconds until it spreads to every part of your being. You have been warned. One.Two.Three.Four.Five.Time's up!* * *It all started when Ruby let down her guards. She let an enemy into her house. Beryl was the sister to her husband's friend. That's how the got to know each other.So like new friends, Beryl began visiting Ruby oftenly. And she would cook and spend time with her.So one night, her husband Peter went out to bu…